Um. So I'm tucked up in bed with a cold - not unusual, it happens.

But then I sneezed and well, I had the news on and reports and bystander footage of this happened.

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*TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND SHUDDERS LIGHTLY*

SO MAYBE YOU LOT CAN HELP ME OUT WITH THIS, BECAUSE IT ALL SEEMS TOO LUDICROUS TO ACTUALLY BE TRUE.

FIRST OF ALL - I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL? AND THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE CELIBACY CLUB? I GUESS I CAN KIND OF SEE ALL OF THAT, BUT...

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO DEAN? WHY DID NONE OF YOU STOP ME? ... ( Read more... )

SO ONLY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS DID NOT HAPPEN THIS WEEK, GUESS WHICH ONE:

-TESSA AND I GOT TRAMPLED BY A HORSE, THEN GOT GROUNDED FOR IT
-ADOPTION
-A TRIP TO BUY A WEDDING DRESS
-DRACCY CREEPED
-WE HAD SPAGHETTI FOR DINNER

ISN'T THAT A FUN GAME? :D WELL, HERE'S SOMETHING ~FUNNER. I WENT SHOPPING WITH CHARLOTTE AT THE TOY STORY, AND I BROUGHT ( Read more... )

*STUMBLES INTO THE TREEHOUSE WITH A BLOODY NOSE, SEVERAL LARGE BRUISES AND A BUSTED ANKLE. HE LOOKS LIKE HELL WARMED OVER ( Read more... )